There is only one option
For ladys of this class
Slap on a rubber
And stick it up her ass.

A forgiving man I am
Full of second chances
Just trying to make
Long Distance Romances

Bought the book
To say the right words
A few of them
I never even heard

My letter of truth
Was so sincere
You let the words go
in and out the other ear

The ladys I know
Are wild in bed
Clean and proper with class
I won't have to take shots for 10 years
Even if I did stick it up her a**

Tovarich, these words might make you wince
But with any luck someday
There might be a prince

I'm a man of my word
Which you are apparently not

Something I could teach you
Without having to beach you

Working hard so we can both sleep at night
Do you really know the difference between wrong and right.
An invitation flying around
To find a queen on open ground

So much depends on this
Seriously the future you don't want to miss
Silence and disregard we both are
I don't want to spend my life behind prison bars

Food for thought
think about this
There is one of two things we can have
War or peace